may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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