i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Randomize
