I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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