I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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