I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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