she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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