the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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