i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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