I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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