Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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