He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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