there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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