You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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