idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
