I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
