I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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