He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
we made out on top of his cat.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
