Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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