Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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