How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Hippo gnu deer
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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