I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
i out mim tonsoeep
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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