Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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