id be glad to
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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