I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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