do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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