i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
