The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
not ubering you a puppy
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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