yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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