sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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