I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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