chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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