butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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