Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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