Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Small penises have feelings too.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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