And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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