1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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