My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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