You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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