Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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