I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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