yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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