Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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