stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
smell my finger.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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