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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann

  (803): View more from South Carolina

  honey you're def caucasian

  (704): View more from North Carolina

  i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...

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• (916): View more from California

  I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof

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• (914): View more from New York

  No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?

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  So many things can go wrong tonight.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.

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