Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I wish my penis had an off switch
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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