a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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