The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
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