It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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