I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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