We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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