its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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