Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
you told grandpa to call you daddy
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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