just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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