I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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