i think i have herpe
just one?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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