I'm passing your future prison.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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