People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
They have beer where we have blood.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Randomize
