You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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