We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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